NOW AVAILABLE!!
IN COLOR
The CD-ROM

What is it?

"Plain Brown Wrapper" is a new, adults-only CD-ROM based on Accidental Centaurs. It contains both "Plain Brown Wrapper", the story of one night when Alex and Sam have sent Lenny away for a little privacy, and then decide indulge in a little experimentation, as well as the adult version of "Accidental Merfolk".

CD-ROM?

This new version of "Plain Brown Wrapper" is distributed on CD-ROM. It includes a reader program for Mac OS X and Windows. And, it's 100% in full color!!

What does that mean, "adults-only"?

"Plain Brown Wrapper", as the cover states, "contains frank and explicit dipections of acts of a sexual nature". In addition, there is language used in "Plain Brown Wrapper" that is coarser than would normally be seen in Accidental Centaurs.

Does that mean we get to see the Magic Globes?

That and more.

What do you mean by "a little experimentation"?

Sam gets a little bored and decides to try out her magical powers. I think you can figure out what that leads to.

Can we get a little sample?

Not really. To be honest, there's not many panels in "Plain Brown Wrapper" that can be posted on a public website. However, it's 24 pages of Sam and Alex making, as the Bard put it, "the Beast with Two Backs". I think you get the general idea.

Actually, I figured I'd try to put together a gallery of presentable images from "Plain Brown Wrapper". I don't think I was very successful...

And then, there's the color!

If you wanna see more, and what's under the labels, you're just gonna hafta buy a copy...

So, "Plain Brown Wrapper" is NSFW?

"Plain Brown Wrapper" would serve as a very good definition of "Not Safe For Work".

Woo hoo!

I said, "calm down".

Why is it called "Plain Brown Wrapper"?

It used to be that magazines of a certain nature were sold with a plain brown kraft paper cover over the more lurid regular cover in order to avoid offending certain sensibilities. Nowadays, with the nastiest of magazines readily available at the corner convenience store, this is not the case any more. However, a "plain brown wrapper" is descriptive of magazines of a certain type, of which this is.

Enough of these questions! How much is it and how do I get one?

UPDATED!! "Plain Brown Wrapper" is $15, plus shipping and handling. It can be ordered from Second Ed.

Is there someplace I can get this online, like as a PDF or something?

In a word, "no". "Plain Brown Wrapper" is now only available as CD-ROM.

Why are you doing this?

The response to the adult version of "Accidental Merfolk" showed me there is a market for this sort of thing.

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